On the first day of the New Year

I did something horrible

Something that should never be done

Something that God shakes his fingers at......................

I took pictures of Jaclynn, Katie, and myself.......................

Covered in shaving cream and pie...............

Holding a guitar away from our bodies.....................

While nothing got on the guitar we apparently caused it irreversible psychological damage.........................

I have now been sent an order forcing me to be at least 40ft. away from a guitar...............


This has caused me to have to miss out on family parties for fear of other guitars having to suffer the pain the abused one went through..................


However people have said this is not enough and are sending me to receive shock therapy.....................

I shall see you all once I become a reformed non-guitar abusing citizen.......................


Good bye to All.